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No-Pet Fart Squirrel Morale Patch

Original price was: $7.99.Current price is: $5.33.

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This “Do Not Pet The Fart Squirrels” morale patch speaks to anyone with a dark sense of humor who refuses to take themselves seriously. The 2 inch by 3 inch patch features hook and loop Velcro backing for secure attachment to tactical gear, bags, or jackets. Made in the USA with full-color sublimation printing, the design stays vibrant through machine washing without fading or scratching. Perfect gift for operators, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates absurdist humor with an edge.

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